Thursday, January 10, 2013

Plastic Pwensesses!

Walang lihim na hindi nabubunyag!!!!!

Akalain mong hindi lang pala sa realidad may fiasco?
Hindi lang pala sa totoong buhay may "dagdag-bawas"?

At lalong hindi pala lahat na makukulay na buhay ng mga pwensesses eh hindi totoong makulay?




Aminado akong BIG BIG fan ako ng fairytales
kaya naman ako'y nagulantang sa katotohanang "fabricated" lang pala ang fairy tales na nakahiligan ko at nakalakihan....




HETO PO ANG PRUWEBA....






UMPISAHAN NATIN KE PWENSSES ARIEL NG THE LITTLE MERMAID....







****The 1989 version of the Little Mermaid might be better known as “The big whopper!”
In the Disney version, the film ends with Ariel the mermaid being changed into a human so she can marry Eric. They marry in a wonderful wedding attended by humans and merpeople. But, in the very first version by Hans Christian Andersen, the mermaid sees the Prince marry a princess and she despairs. She is offered a knife with which to stab the prince to death, but rather than do that she jumps into the sea and dies by turning to froth. Hans Christian Andersen modified the ending slightly to make it more pleasant. In his new ending, instead of dying when turned to froth, she becomes a “daughter of the air” waiting to go to heaven – so, frankly, she is still dead for all intents and purposes.


KITAM!!! MAY PAGKA PSYCHO PALA ANG PAKENAMBITS NA BABAENG GALUNGGONG!!!
(parang bagay na bagay ang awiting "part of that world" sa kwento nya... kasi nga naman madaming mamamatay tao sa mundo...)



ISUNOD NAMAN NATIN SI PWENSSES CINDERELLA



 




At heto ang kwento nya.....

****In the modern Cinderella fairy tale we have the beautiful Cinderella swept off her feet by the prince and her wicked step sisters marrying two lords – with everyone living happily ever after. The fairy tale has its origins way back in the 1st century BC where Strabo’s heroine was actually called Rhodopis, not Cinderella. The story was very similar to the modern one with the exception of the glass slippers and pumpkin coach. But, lurking behind the pretty tale is a more sinister variation by the Grimm brothers: in this version, the nasty step-sisters cut off parts of their own feet in order to fit them into the glass slipper – hoping to fool the prince. The prince is alerted to the trickery by two pigeons who peck out the step sister’s eyes. They end up spending the rest of their lives as blind beggars while Cinderella gets to lounge about in luxury at the prince’s castle.



Well well well, wala akong ma-say ke Cindy.. Aliw lang ako sa lukaret nyang step sisters... Sila ang literal na DESPERADAS... lols





HETO NAMAN ANG VERSION NI AURORA... ANG PWENSESANG CALL CENTER AGENT NA MAHILIG MATULOG....




***In the original sleeping beauty, the lovely princess is put to sleep when she pricks her finger on a spindle. She sleeps for one hundred years when a prince finally arrives, kisses her, and awakens her. They fall in love, marry, and (surprise surprise) live happily ever after. But alas, the original tale is not so sweet (in fact, you have to read this to believe it.) In the original, the young woman is put to sleep because of a prophesy, rather than a curse. And it isn’t the kiss of a prince which wakes her up: the king seeing her asleep, and rather fancying having a bit, rapes her. After nine months she gives birth to two children (while she is still asleep). One of the children sucks her finger which removes the piece of flax which was keeping her asleep. She wakes up to find herself raped and the mother of two kids.


INSTANT MOTHER OF 2 ANG PEG NI ATENG PAGKAGISING? LOLS

I WONDER KUNG HINDI BA UMUNGOL SA SARAP SI AURORA HABANG KINAKARAT SYA NI PRINCE MANYAK? I'M SURE HINDI TUMIRIK ANG MATA NYA SA SARAP NG ROMANSA DAHIL NGA PIKIT NA PIKIT ANG KANYANG MGA MATA SA PAGKAKATULOG..
PERO MALAKAS ANG KUTOB KO NA NAPAKAGAT-LABI ANG HITAD HABANG KINAKALIKOT ANG KANYANG KEPYAS....




AT ANG PINAKA PABORITO KO SA LAHAT NG MGA PWENSESA... SI SNOW WHITE....







 ***In the tale of snow white that we are all familiar with, the Queen asks a huntsman to kill her and bring her heart back as proof. Instead, the huntsman can’t bring himself to do it and returns with the heart of a boar. Now, fortunately disney hasn’t done too much damage to this tale, but they did leave out one important original element: in the original tale, the Queen actually asks for Snow White’s liver and lungs – which are to be served for dinner that night! Also in the original, Snow White wakes up when she is jostled by the prince’s horse as he carries her back to his castle – not from a magical kiss. What the prince wanted to do with a dead girl’s body I will leave to your imagination. Oh – in the Grimm version, the tale ends with the Queen being forced to dance to death in red hot iron shoes!

 May pagka CSI naman pala ang kwento ni Snowee? Napa-isip tuloy ako kung ano nga ba talaga ang ginawa ng prince ke Snowee?
hhhhhhmmmmmmmm....





IKAW? ANO SA TINGIN MO?????

 

 

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